This just in! Hipsters wear skinny jeans!

Personally, I’m a fan of skinny dudes in tight pants, but that’s probably because I’m a graduate of The Fashion Institute of Technology and think Iggy Pop is super hot. Dorky man-boys who are “slumming it” in a $3000 a month loft in Williamsburg and dress like every day is Halloween? Not so much.

I can get away with wearing skinny jeans because I’m a 110 pound woman (it’s amazing how breasts can make just about anything look better). Guys, take note: unless you are in a band or weigh what I weigh, save the leggings for the ladies. You don’t have to live every day like it’s South By Southwest. Besides, a little breathing room is good for ya. Your future babies will thank you someday.